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<i>When the saints come marchin'in</i>

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<i>Oh, when the saints come marchin'in</i>

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<i>Yeah, I want to be in that number</i>

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<i>When the saints come marchin'in</i>

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Gentlemen, I now declare this meeting...

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of the Loyal Order of Dinosaurs adjourned.

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Motion seconded.

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- All in favor, say "aye."
- Aye!

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- Good meeting tonight, Barney?
- Yeah, Fred.

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We're all set for our annual benefit show
next week.

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Yeah. There's one thing
that bothers me, Barney.

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- What's that, Fred?
- We're all supposed to do a solo act, right?

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- Right.
- And every year I get up and sing, right?

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If you wanna call it that.

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This year
I'd like to do something different.

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Your singing is different, Fred.

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Funny. Very funny.

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And what are you gonna do, funnyman?

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- Crack jokes?
- No, but I'll think of something.

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I don't get it.

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A no-talent guy like you isn't worried,
and I am.

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I got something up my sleeve.

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The only thing you got up your sleeve
is your arm.

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You're sore because I have an idea
and you haven't.

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Oh, yeah? I'll figure out an act
that's better than yours.

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Could be, Fred, could be. Good night.

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"Could be, Fred, could be."

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I don't know why I stay friends
with that guy.

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Come on, Fred. You've been brooding
about that show for two days now.

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Why don't you just sing a song
and let it go at that?

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Yeah, maybe you're right.

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Fellas will probably be disappointed
if I don't.

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After all, Wilma,
you know I used to sing with a band...

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- before I married you.
- Before I married you.

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Yes, I know, Fred.
You've told me a thousand times...

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that you sang with the Rockville Center
high school band 20 years ago.

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I can still hit the old high notes. Listen.

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<i>Do-re- mi-fa-so-la-ti-do</i>

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Fred, stop it!

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Take that sea-lion voice of yours
out of the house. Out!

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Women.

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No musical appreciation at all.

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- Hi, Fred. What's new?
- Nothing new. Same old trouble.

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Wilma won't let me sing in the house.

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You got a pretty loud voice, Fred.
Can't say I blame her.

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Barney, what are you doing?

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I'm practicing my trampoline act...

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for the show.

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How do you like it, Fred?

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Say, that's all right.

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- How about letting me try it?
- Hold it, Fred. Don't jump off the fence.

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No, no, wait!

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Fred, you okay?

54
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I'm getting back on that thing
and master it.

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Attaboy, Fred. Now you got the hang of it.

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These trampolines are all right.

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Do me a favor, Barney.

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- Let me borrow it for a while.
- Borrow it? What for?

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I'm supposed to meet Wilma
at her dressmaker's shop.

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It's up on the second floor,
and just for a laugh...

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I'd like to bounce in on her.

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I'll bring it right back.

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Okay, Fred. But bring it right back.

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Oh, boy. Won't Wilma be surprised
when she sees me in the window.

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This is my latest creation, Wilma.
How do you like it?

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- It's just gorgeous.
- It is genuine spotted leopard.

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- Shall I have Zsa-Zsa model it for you?
- Yes. Do you mind, Zsa-Zsa?

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Not at all, madam. It will only take me
a minute to change and I will be right out.

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There's a man at the window.
Call the police!

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A man? Lmpossible.

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- But we are on the second floor.
- Just a minute. I'll take a look.

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Boy, how embarrassing.

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I can't stop bouncing.

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Just as I thought.
There's no man at the window.

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It's just your imagination.

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Hiya, Wilma.

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Of all the dumb tricks you've ever pulled...

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that trampoline business takes the cake.

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I've never been so humiliated.

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And when I had to explain
that you were just trying to be funny...

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I could have frozen to death
from the cold stares I got.

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Fred, are you listening to me?

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Oh, that man.

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Fred Flintstone, I'm talking to you.

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What in the world are you doing?

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And where did you get all that junk?

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Junk?

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"Junk," she says.

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This junk, as you call it...

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happens to belong
to the world's greatest magician:

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Rockstone the Great.

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- Does that ring a bell?
- No.

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But if you don't get that junk
out of the house, I'll wring your neck.

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For your information,
Mr. Rockstone loaned me this equipment...

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and I am going to do a magic act
for the annual show.

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But you don't know anything about magic.

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Oh, no? Watch.

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- You see this egg, Wilma?
- Of course I see it.

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Okay, now you see it.

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And now you don't. Where is it, Wilma?

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Right here, Fred.

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Very droll.

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Watch this, Wilma,
the hand is quicker than the eye.

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Fred, don't you dare pull that tablecloth.

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That does it.
The hand is quicker than the eye?

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- Now get that junk out of here.
- Okay, Wilma.

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Come in.

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- Hello, Fred. Anything wrong?
- We heard a crash.

109
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- What happened, Wilma?
- Nothing serious, Betty. Come on in.

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- What's Fred doing with the funny hat?
- Trying to be funny.

111
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What's this thing, Fred?

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That, Barney, is part of my magic act...

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which, by special request...

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I am not going to do.

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- What's it supposed to be?
- That is a disappearing cabinet.

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Anyone goes in there,
I make them disappear.

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- Like your disappearing egg?
- Okay, laugh.

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I'll show you it'll work.
Get in the cabinet, Barney.

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Who me?

120
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I'm afraid of the dark.

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- Show me, Fred. I'll get in the cabinet.
- Me, too, just for laughs.

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Okay, girls. I'm gonna shut the door now.
You all set?

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Go ahead, Fred. We're ready.

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Now, let's see.
What were those magic words again?

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Look, Wilma. There's another door
in the back of the cabinet.

126
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Let's go along with the gag, Betty.

127
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We'll sneak out and hide in the bedroom.

128
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And Fred will think he made us disappear.

129
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Quiet.

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I got it, Barney.

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Alakazam! Alakazoo!

132
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You won't come back until I tell you to.

133
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Now, we open the door.

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Barney, look.

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- They're gone.
- It worked.

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- They disappeared.
- Gee, Fred, that's amazing.

137
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- Now bring them back.
- Bring them back?

138
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- Now, Barney, let's not be too hasty.
- What do you mean, Fred?

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- They disappeared, right?
- Right.

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They can't come out
till I say the magic word, right?

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Right.

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That could give us an evening out,
and they'd never know about it.

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Right?

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What will we do, Fred?
Go bowling, see a movie, the fights?

145
00:11:07,451 --> 00:11:10,318
No, none of those things, Barney-boy.

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00:11:10,387 --> 00:11:12,821
I got a great idea. Something different.

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Yeah? I'm listening.

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We're gonna go
to the Rockland Dance Hall.

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The Rockland Dance Hall?

150
00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:22,698
That is different.

151
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Stand aside, Betty. I'll rock him good.

152
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No, Wilma. Let them go.
I got a better idea.

153
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There ought to be one of these little boxes
in every home.

154
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It could replace the dog
as man's best friend.

155
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Yeah, you said it, Fred.

156
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Let's go, Barney-boy.

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They're gone.

158
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And what's a better idea
than hospitalizing them?

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We'll go down to the Rockland Dance Hall
and catch them red-handed.

160
00:12:04,108 --> 00:12:06,770
Okay, then we'll hospitalize them.

161
00:12:07,344 --> 00:12:11,508
Look, we'll dress up in the costumes
we made for the annual lodge ball...

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so they won't recognize us.

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- Say, this is gonna be fun.
- Right. Meet you in 10 minutes.

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00:12:20,457 --> 00:12:24,188
I don't know why I'm going to
the dance hall, Fred. I can't dance.

165
00:12:24,261 --> 00:12:26,923
Who said anything about dancing, Barney?

166
00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:31,195
I wanna hear the band.
Hot Lips Hannigan is playing there.

167
00:12:31,268 --> 00:12:34,726
Hot Lips Hannigan! Oh, boy, I like him.

168
00:12:34,805 --> 00:12:38,297
The sweetest music this side of Birdland.

169
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You know something?

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00:12:39,977 --> 00:12:43,344
I used to sing with the old H.L.
When he had the high school band.

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- No kidding? What happened?
- Wilma happened.

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She objected to me being out all night.

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Yeah, I guess some wives are like that.

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- How do I look as a blonde, Wilma?
- Real beat, man.

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- Like far-out.
- Let's get started.

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00:13:01,899 --> 00:13:05,699
- They must be almost there.
- Lead me to the scene, chick.

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00:13:20,017 --> 00:13:22,508
Listen to the joint jump, Fred.

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00:13:31,929 --> 00:13:35,365
Boy, old Hot Lips is sure
in the groove tonight.

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Attaboy, Hot Lips. Encore!

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00:14:17,775 --> 00:14:19,242
Thanks, cats.

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There'll be more, like, later.

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00:14:24,415 --> 00:14:26,280
Hot Lips, remember me?

183
00:14:27,017 --> 00:14:30,316
Did some disciple, like...

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00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:32,445
address the leader?

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00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:37,185
Over here, H.L. It's me, Fred Flintstone.

186
00:14:37,828 --> 00:14:40,763
Freddie, for goodness' sake!

187
00:14:40,831 --> 00:14:44,289
How are you, boy? Long time, no see.

188
00:14:44,935 --> 00:14:48,701
Put on a little weight
since you got out of high school, I see.

189
00:14:48,772 --> 00:14:51,434
Yeah. This is my friend, Barney Rubble.

190
00:14:55,079 --> 00:14:56,569
He's one of us.

191
00:14:57,281 --> 00:15:01,547
I hardly knew you in that get-up, H.L.
You look so weird.

192
00:15:01,752 --> 00:15:05,654
Isn't it awful what you have to do
to stay in the band business today?

193
00:15:05,723 --> 00:15:08,317
Everything's a gimmick. But I can't quit.

194
00:15:08,392 --> 00:15:11,520
Two kids in college,
a new split-level house...

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00:15:11,829 --> 00:15:14,423
and these modern songs.
They don't make sense.

196
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:18,093
The old songs had heart.
They meant something.

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<i>- Yeah.
- Like, Three ltty-bitties...</i>

198
00:15:20,437 --> 00:15:24,965
<i>Want Some Seafood, Mama,
and Bie Mir Bis Du Schoen...</i>

199
00:15:25,042 --> 00:15:28,205
- with bubbles all over the place.
- Yeah.

200
00:15:28,278 --> 00:15:31,770
<i>And Red Hot Mamma,
You Gotta Turn Your Damper Down...</i>

201
00:15:31,915 --> 00:15:34,349
<i>Annie Doesn't Live Here Any More...</i>

202
00:15:34,418 --> 00:15:37,546
<i>- Mamma Loves Papa...
- No, stop it, Freddie-boy.</i>

203
00:15:37,621 --> 00:15:41,216
- You're steaming up my glasses.
- Like you said, H. L...

204
00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:43,691
they don't write songs like that anymore.

205
00:15:43,761 --> 00:15:45,592
For old times' sake...

206
00:15:45,662 --> 00:15:48,153
will you sing one of the old songs?

207
00:15:48,932 --> 00:15:50,763
Shucks, H.L.

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00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:55,032
- These kids wouldn't like that old stuff.
- Sing it for me, Fred.

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00:15:55,406 --> 00:15:59,001
A sort of musical sentimental journey
for an old pal.

210
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:05,481
How about Number 42 from the old book?

211
00:16:06,950 --> 00:16:09,180
That gets me right here, Fred.

212
00:16:09,253 --> 00:16:11,881
Can Barney sit in, too?
He's pretty good on the drums.

213
00:16:11,955 --> 00:16:13,081
Sure.

214
00:16:13,157 --> 00:16:16,854
Shelly, let this cat use your skins
for a number.

215
00:16:17,027 --> 00:16:18,722
Right, man.

216
00:16:22,032 --> 00:16:24,762
Hi, all you cats.

217
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:29,129
I've got a square from way back there...

218
00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:32,134
who's gonna belt one out for us.

219
00:16:32,509 --> 00:16:34,306
Freddie Flintstone...

220
00:16:34,545 --> 00:16:36,536
the Golden Smog...

221
00:16:37,181 --> 00:16:40,116
and on the skins, Barney Rubble...

222
00:16:41,452 --> 00:16:43,181
to give us trouble.

223
00:16:50,194 --> 00:16:51,252
Oh, boy.

224
00:16:51,328 --> 00:16:54,354
Somebody must've left the gate open
at the old folks' home.

225
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:57,867
Yeah, strictly from prehistoric.

226
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:03,536
Now the Golden Smog
asks the musical question...

227
00:17:28,665 --> 00:17:31,498
<i>When the saints come marchin'in</i>

228
00:17:31,568 --> 00:17:34,162
<i>Oh, when the saints come marchin'in</i>

229
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:37,239
<i>Yeah, I want to be in that number</i>

230
00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:40,140
<i>When the saints come marchin'in</i>

231
00:17:40,844 --> 00:17:43,608
<i>When the sun refuses to shine</i>

232
00:17:43,947 --> 00:17:46,882
<i>Oh, when the sun refuses to shine</i>

233
00:17:46,950 --> 00:17:49,851
<i>I want to be in that number</i>

234
00:17:50,087 --> 00:17:52,681
<i>When the sun refuses to shine</i>

235
00:17:53,023 --> 00:17:56,584
That voice! Sounds familiar,
doesn't it, Betty?

236
00:17:56,894 --> 00:17:59,624
Sounds more like a hog-calling contest.

237
00:18:00,297 --> 00:18:01,889
Let's go inside.

238
00:18:04,468 --> 00:18:07,733
I thought I recognized
that frog voice, Betty.

239
00:18:07,804 --> 00:18:09,863
That's Fred up there, groaning.

240
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And look on the drums, it's Barney!

241
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Yeah, man!

242
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<i>When the saints come marchin'in</i>

243
00:18:31,128 --> 00:18:33,756
<i>Oh, when the saints come marchin'in</i>

244
00:18:33,964 --> 00:18:36,990
<i>I want to be in that number</i>

245
00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:39,797
<i>When the saints come marchin'in</i>

246
00:18:40,404 --> 00:18:43,134
<i>When the saints come marchin'in</i>

247
00:18:43,407 --> 00:18:45,432
<i>When those saints come marchin'in</i>

248
00:18:45,509 --> 00:18:49,411
- Those cats are pretty cool.
- Yeah, I dig it, man.

249
00:18:55,285 --> 00:18:56,946
That voice!

250
00:19:09,933 --> 00:19:12,163
<i>And those saints go marchin'in</i>

251
00:19:12,369 --> 00:19:14,701
<i>When those saints go marchin'in</i>

252
00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:18,303
<i>I want to be in that number</i>

253
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:21,037
<i>When those saints go marchin'in</i>

254
00:19:24,281 --> 00:19:26,408
That drummer man!

255
00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:34,757
Wilma, what's going on?

256
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:39,057
I don't know, Betty. But the Golden Smog
seems to be a hit with these kids.

257
00:19:39,963 --> 00:19:44,866
<i>When the saints come marchin'in</i>

258
00:19:48,405 --> 00:19:49,667
Marchin'!

259
00:19:50,974 --> 00:19:53,442
How about that, cats?

260
00:20:01,184 --> 00:20:02,276
Come on, Betty.

261
00:20:02,352 --> 00:20:05,879
We'd better latch on to our husbands,
or we'll never get them back.

262
00:20:08,825 --> 00:20:11,817
- Hurry, before those kids tear us apart.
- You're not kidding.

263
00:20:11,895 --> 00:20:13,760
Let's get out of here.

264
00:20:15,832 --> 00:20:19,495
Golden Smog, come in here, quick.
We'll save you.

265
00:20:21,772 --> 00:20:23,239
Thanks, lady.

266
00:20:23,907 --> 00:20:27,638
- You saved our lives.
- Think nothing of it, Big Daddy.

267
00:20:27,778 --> 00:20:29,268
You're my type.

268
00:20:30,414 --> 00:20:34,373
You're the most. I dig that Golden Smog.

269
00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:38,185
Man, like, can you beat those skins.

270
00:20:39,089 --> 00:20:40,113
Skins?

271
00:20:40,190 --> 00:20:44,820
Yeah. We'll make, like,
real music together, cat.

272
00:20:46,029 --> 00:20:49,123
I don't know about that.
I'll have to ask Betty.

273
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:53,526
Betty, she's out of the scene.
She don't make it, like.

274
00:20:53,603 --> 00:20:56,197
I mean, like, way-out.

275
00:20:56,273 --> 00:20:58,264
But, madam, I...

276
00:21:00,377 --> 00:21:02,368
Come on, Big Daddy.

277
00:21:02,579 --> 00:21:06,379
Spread some of that Golden Smog
on my ears.

278
00:21:07,117 --> 00:21:09,449
Wait a minute, lady. I got a wife.

279
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:12,044
I bet she doesn't understand you.

280
00:21:12,122 --> 00:21:15,853
She understands me,
but she wouldn't understand you!

281
00:21:16,293 --> 00:21:18,261
Let's scram out of here.

282
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:21,963
Hot Lips!

283
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,062
You gotta help us.

284
00:21:25,135 --> 00:21:27,865
There were two girls after us.
They won't leave us alone.

285
00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:30,930
Okay, Fred, you beat it. I'll sidetrack them.

286
00:21:31,007 --> 00:21:33,703
It's crazy, but I'm an idol around here.

287
00:21:33,844 --> 00:21:37,336
When Hot Lips talks to them,
they forget everybody else.

288
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:41,206
- Wait for us, Big Daddy.
- Here they come.

289
00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:49,686
Contact.

290
00:21:51,161 --> 00:21:54,221
There's some contact for you,
you old goat-face.

291
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:59,429
Every once in a while, a moment of truth.

292
00:22:01,271 --> 00:22:03,432
Faster, Fred. Faster!

293
00:22:07,511 --> 00:22:09,103
That'll teach them a lesson.

294
00:22:09,179 --> 00:22:12,273
Now, let's get back to the house
before they get there.

295
00:22:14,217 --> 00:22:18,278
- Boy, that was close.
- And how.

296
00:22:18,722 --> 00:22:22,488
If Wilma and Betty ever found out
about this, they'd have our scalps.

297
00:22:22,559 --> 00:22:27,189
Barney-boy, stop your worrying.
I made them disappear, remember?

298
00:22:27,531 --> 00:22:31,262
But after I bring them back,
I'm returning all that magic stuff.

299
00:22:31,334 --> 00:22:34,701
Good. It's dangerous, real dangerous.

300
00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:39,431
Now, let me see. How does it work?

301
00:22:40,143 --> 00:22:43,635
- Gosh, Fred, don't tell me you forgot?
- I got it.

302
00:22:44,314 --> 00:22:46,874
Whether you're near
or whether you're far...

303
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:50,044
come out, come out wherever you are.

304
00:22:51,388 --> 00:22:55,085
Big Daddy-o,
you forgot to take us with you.

305
00:22:55,158 --> 00:22:58,525
Did you bring your skins, drummer boy?

306
00:23:03,567 --> 00:23:05,159
Run, Barney, run!

307
00:23:07,571 --> 00:23:11,268
They're in the closet. Now, let's get out
of these costumes, quick.

308
00:23:12,576 --> 00:23:15,739
- Hear anything, Fred?
- Not a sound.

309
00:23:16,279 --> 00:23:18,406
Take a peek. See if they're gone.

310
00:23:23,353 --> 00:23:26,789
The coast is clear, Barney.
We can come out now.

311
00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:30,390
Wow, they must've got discouraged
and gone home.

312
00:23:30,460 --> 00:23:33,987
Wow, if our wives ever caught us
with those...

313
00:23:34,764 --> 00:23:36,129
What's the matter with you?

314
00:23:36,199 --> 00:23:38,258
Lxnay, ixnay!

315
00:23:41,471 --> 00:23:43,302
Caught you with who, Fred?

316
00:23:52,215 --> 00:23:54,410
Come on, Fred, speak to me.

317
00:23:54,851 --> 00:23:56,079
Who am I?

318
00:23:56,152 --> 00:23:59,781
- You're Benny?
- No.

319
00:24:00,257 --> 00:24:01,417
Billy?

320
00:24:03,927 --> 00:24:05,656
It's you, Barney.

321
00:24:06,563 --> 00:24:08,895
Wilma, Fred's coming out of it.

322
00:24:09,833 --> 00:24:14,327
- Did Wilma and Betty see those two girls?
- No, they don't know a thing.

323
00:24:18,475 --> 00:24:21,672
He'll be all right, Wilma.
Just let him rest for a while.

324
00:24:21,745 --> 00:24:23,838
I will, Barney, and thanks.

325
00:24:24,014 --> 00:24:26,949
- Good night, Wilma.
- Good night, Betty.

326
00:24:27,984 --> 00:24:31,044
Wilma, I'm hungry.

327
00:24:31,821 --> 00:24:34,551
How about fixing me up a little snack?

328
00:24:34,624 --> 00:24:37,252
Fred, what are you doing up out of bed?

329
00:24:37,961 --> 00:24:40,191
There's nothing wrong with me.

330
00:24:41,064 --> 00:24:45,433
By the way, how did you like
that disappearing trick, Wilma?

331
00:24:45,535 --> 00:24:46,934
Pretty good?

332
00:24:47,604 --> 00:24:51,301
The most, man. Like way-out.

333
00:24:51,808 --> 00:24:53,366
I mean...

334
00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:03,882
I think I'll lie down again, Wilma...

335
00:25:03,954 --> 00:25:07,754
and just skip the little snack.
I don't feel so good.

336
00:25:10,660 --> 00:25:12,855
Not good at all.

337
00:26:07,484 --> 00:26:09,679
Come on, Wilma, open this door!